U.S. - In a move to make Wonder Woman more inclusive, DC has rebranded the superhero as "Wonder Person Who Menstruates."

All films, shows, comics, and other media going forward will refer to Princess Diana of Themyscira using the new title.

"It's past time we make the superhero genre more inclusive," said a spokesperson. "Wonder Woman is an archaic term that comes from the patriarchy."

Other rebrandings announced by DC include the following:

Superman will now be known as Superpersonwithaprostate

The Green Lantern will be known as The Green New Deal

The Black Canary will be known as Canary of Color

The White Canary is canceled

The Green Arrow will be known as The Green Ammunition Used To Fight Off Evil Colonizers

Batman will be known as Individual Who Prefers Bats And There's Nothi

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