U.S. — President Biden restarted construction on Trump's border wall Thursday after his son inked out a deal to secure a 10% kickback from the construction company.

"Hunter is the smartest guy I know," said Biden. "I'd like to see Trump get a 10% rebate on anything, Jack."

A reporter was reportedly expelled from the White House Press Corps after pointing out that the rebate constituted a bribe. "Sir, it's not a rebate. They upped the price by 10% and then gave you the difference so they wouldn't lose money on the deal. Why are you openly accepting kickbacks?"

The president fell down a flight of stairs before he could answer the bold accusation.

The Biden-era sections of the border wall are allegedly made out of a weaker material than Trump-era sections and will even feature revolving d

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