A clothing company ran a jeans ad with a famous actress, and people have been arguing about it ever since. Or maybe the whole controversy was fake, and people have been arguing about what exactly they're arguing about. Either way, the outrage cycle has eclipsed the original story and become completely self-sustaining.

The whole thing started in July, when American Eagle debuted a new ad campaign—reportedly the most expensive in its history—starring Sydney Sweeney, the buxom actress from shows like Euphoria and films like Anyone but You. And in one ad, Sweeney, lounging in jeans and a denim jacket, says: "Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue."

The ad wields a pretty obvious pun, using

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