No Matter What RFK Jr. Says, You Shouldn’t Drink Raw Milk. Here’s Why.

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The long reach of the empowered stupid has now arrived in Florida, which, admittedly, is a very hospitable state for it.

I never got the whole raw milk thing. I didn’t even understand the bullshit case for it that so appealed to our current secretary of Health and Human Services and to all the bats roosting in his crowded belfry. However, there are other perspectives. From WFTV :

Seven people in Northeast and Central Florida have been hospitalized after drinking raw milk. The Florida Department of Health issued a statement about raw milk in these regions, raising concerns about sanitation at Keely Farms Dairy in New Smyrna Beach. Since January 24, 2025, twenty-one illnesses have been linked to raw milk from Keely Farms Dairy, including s