The Astros weren’t about to get swept a second time by the Red Sox, weathering a first-inning homer by Alex Bregman in his first game back to pummel Garrett Crochet (whut?) and hold on against a huge Boston seventh inning en route to a 7-6 win. The Sox fell to 65-55, to which I say, alternately: Butts. Booties. Tucchi. Tuccheses?

Cheeks. Definitely cheeks.

Buns.

Three Studs

His seventh-inning homer cut the lead to 7-6 and gave us Hope. It was sorta miraculous at the time. He ended up coming up as the winning run in the top of the ninth with two outs and one on and struck out. But still.

He got a nice ovation to start then went deep to make it 2-0, then had a single in the big seventh inning because he’s that dude. He also had an absolutely sick bare-handed play in the eighth.

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