Cristiano Ronaldo is officially engaged to Georgina Rodríguez – and almost certain to spend the rest of his days with her as there’s no conceivable way he can break free from the sheer gravitational pull of the rock he’s put on her finger.

If NASA ever needs a new orbital anchor, they now know where to look.

Georgina broke the news on Instagram with a romantic snapshot of the couple holding hands in bed, with her left ring finger sporting the diamond.

It’s hard to tell if there are actually hands in the picture because the view is mostly obstructed by a diamond so massive it may have its own weather system and possibly a small, uncontacted tribe living on the far side.

The 31-year-old captioned her post: ‘Yes I do. In this and all my lives.’ Which is fitting, because it’s exactly the s

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