The Babylon Bee's crack team of very brilliant and handsome investigators has uncovered several more horrifying experiments funded by none other than notorious beagle butcher Anthony Fauci. As the old saying goes, where there's smoke, there's fire - and when there's government-funded puppy torture, there's probably some other bad stuff going on too.

Here are the experiments we uncovered that were funded by Dr. Fauci:

1) How many whacks with a hammer does it take to kill a panda? Sources say Fauci did request they use a rubber mallet for the baby pandas, so maybe he's not all bad. And the answer is 12.

2) How many babies can you strap onto a rocketship and still reach orbit? Apparently, there were leftovers from Fauci sewing fetuses onto mice, and it seemed like a fun idea.

3) Which

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