DAVENPORT, IA — According to insiders, the self esteem of local man Jacob Filch has yet to recover from a time seven years prior when an online Harry Potter quiz put him in Hufflepuff.

"Don't worry about me. I'm nothing special. I'm just leftovers," Filch said when reached for comment.

Pottermore, an official Harry Potter website that features an online quiz which sorts users into one of the four iconic Hogwarts houses, launched 13 years ago in 2012. For six blissful years, Filch hadn't tried the online quiz and just assumed he was part of Gryffindor House, as most people do. But peer pressure led down a dark road where he actively chose to be sorted in a digital Sorting Hat ceremony.

But he wasn't Gryffindor material. He belonged to Hufflepuff.

"But Hufflepuff takes all the rest!" Fil

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