Oh, The Summer I Turned Pretty , how you tantalize me—and also piss me off. I am pretty much 100% aligned with Belly’s mom, Laurel, in not thinking this deeply world-innocent college junior should marry some blond, perpetually sunburned bro just to prove she’s over his significantly hotter brother. And yet, I’m kind of having fun with this JV-league wedding plotline? Below, find absolutely every single thought I had about The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3, Episode 6:

Am I the only one who sings the title of this show to the tune of Loudon Wainwright III’s “The Swimming Song”?

Oh, Belly. Why in the Lane Kim hell are the writers of this show making you get married in college?

Where is this girl getting rent money for an apartment for her and her soon-to-be “husband”?

When I w

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