Where does Trump go when he needs a little vacation?

So where’s our hardworking commander-in-chief go for a break? Canadian Maritimes? This would be not before we annex it with the rest of whatever’s left of Canada upon which our president periodically pees. So, no.

The Cotswolds? Naah. Because Michelle might find him there. Haters know exactly where he should go — but Montauk’s no good because he’d have to listen to Bill O’Reilly.

Better he go to host Elvis’ packed Italian restaurant Canaletto where East Siders are still waiting for a table.

Meanwhile, our vice president was resting his beard in the Cotswolds . His current heavy duty is downtime.

Maybe Putin’s well-secured, heavily protected Black Sea dacha? The pile comes with a submarine bar and indoor hockey rink so he can always score.

Campobello? FDR always went there — while E