Call Martha Stewart a 'Housewife' at Your Own Peril

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Rumors have been circulating that Martha Stewart might be joining the cast of Real Housewives of New York , and she put the kibosh on that real quick. ( Page Six )

True story: I only just found out that Jack Lowden and Saoirse Ronan are together, and now, you’re telling me they’re married and have a kid? ( Lainey Gossip )

Machine Gun Kelly thinks he’s part alien. — Agreed. ( Celebitchy )

Laura Loomer says MTG’s got baloney in her slacks. ( Wonkette )

Is Travis Kelce really America’s sweetheart? Kayleigh investigates. ( Daily Beast )

Malin Akerman is saying the Melania part out loud. ( Vulture )

Post-merger, Paramount is all about Star Trek 4 , Top Gun 3 , and World War Z . ( THR

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