MORDEN, MB

Cousin Pieta of Reinland was spotted cruising down the highway to Morden this past week and was immediately branded as ‘ ‘ by the village purity committee.

“ , that cousin Pieta, heading to Morden yet!” said Taunte Lina. “Doesn’t he know we have a perfectly good Chicken Chef right nearby in Vankla. Looks like he’s an for sure yet!”

Pieta later explained he just wanted to check out the selection of organs at the thrift store and had no ideas his actions would have him branded as an .

“Morden is full of Mennonites. There are almost as many in Morden as there are in Vanapag. Thrift store or no thrift store, I just don’t know why he’d want to associate with such people,” said Taunte Lina. “It’s going to take a lot of meetings with the elders to get that young man back into the f

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