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Mennonite satire by @realandrewunger. Home of The Daily Bonnet.
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Epic Fail as Mennonite Woman Tries to Make Schmaunt Fat with Skim Milk
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Last Chance to Work on Your Farmer's Tan this Weekend
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Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend
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No One Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame Except for this One Mennonite Dude from Rosenhof
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Mennonite Man Finally Has Something to be Truly 'Holier Than Thou' About
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Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
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Harvard Restores Funding After Record-Setting Quilt Auction
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Faith Healer Offers Monthly Payment Plan
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Mennonite Woman to Play Evie's 'Come On, Ring Those Bells' All Day Today
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Committee Rules Non-Mennonites are Allowed to Laugh at Mennonite Jokes
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Mennonite in Liquor Store Spots Mennonite in Liquor Store
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Mennonite Grandfather Shocked to Discover He's Actually Greek
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McDonalds Takes McRib Off the Menu Just Long Enough for People to Forget How Terrible It Is
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Mennonite Man Suspended from Church for the Next 4 Sundays
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Trudeau Shopping for New Cabinet at IKEA
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Mennonites Form Committee to Change Lightbulb
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Passport Now Required to Visit Jantsied
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“I Can’t Believe the Mormons Have that Extra Holy Book,” Says Christian Man Who Literally Worships the US Constitution
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Area Man Devotes Himself to Memorizing “Jesus Wept” By End of the Year
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Chris Goertzen and Kelvin Goertzen Still Insist They're Not Brothers
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Mennonite Couple Saves Millions by Pickling the Watermelon Rinds
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Protestors Demand that Taylor Swift Get Around in this 1987 Plymouth
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Tupperware Rep Finds Lucrative New Side Hustle
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Mennonite Lingerie Now Available at Aganetha's Secret
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18 hrs ago
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Mennonite Village Gets Downgraded to Darp Status
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Mennonite MP Caught Leaving His Webcam On During Meddachschlop
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Trudeau Insists Kill-Shot is 'Merely a Flesh Wound'
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Reopening Plan Allows Mennonites to Uncover their Ankles
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Abbotsford Family Instantly Regrets Agreeing to Spring Break in Manitoba This Year
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Can You Identify These Famous Mennonites?
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