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Mennonite satire by @realandrewunger. Home of The Daily Bonnet.
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Attempt at Singing 'Silent Night' in German Fizzles Out After First Line
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Tide Pods Added to Grandma's Delightful Faspa Spread
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Mennonites Still Waiting for the Rest of the Story from Paul Harvey
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Poll: Where should we send Andrew Unger next?
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Mennonite Man Finds Money Mysteriously Left Behind on Restaurant Table
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Read Through 'The Best of the Bonnet' in One Year: A Guide
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'Mennonite' and 7 Other Terms You Didn't Know were Slurs
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Mennonite Man Excommunicated for Switching to John Deere
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Canadians Heartbroken After American Crokinole Squad Defeats Team Canada in Shootout
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Doily Proven to Be Authentic ‘Shroud of Menno Simons’
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Mennonite Man Tests Positive for Coke
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Upcoming Hurricanes To Be Given Mennonite Names
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A Craft Beer Guide for Mennonites
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McDonalds Takes McRib Off the Menu Just Long Enough for People to Forget How Terrible It Is
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Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend
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Frantic Mennonites Stockpile Hand Sanitizer, Toilet Paper, and Farmer Sausage
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Mennonite Lady Caught Turning Around Risqué Magazine Covers
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Delicious Beet Borscht Used to Melt Ice All Over Manitoba
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Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday
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Mennonite Woman Quickly Performs Her Own 'Cabinet Shuffle' Before Guests Arrive
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08/07
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Mennonite Man Gets Suckered Into Attending Wedding Shower
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08/07
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Altona Man Begins Christmas Shopping Early This Year
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08/07
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Mennonite Woman Accused of Wearing Makeup After Lipstick is Found on Husband's Collar
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08/07
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Mennonite Bureau of Investigations Raids Indiana Mansion
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08/07
53
Cousin Peter Friesen Gets Really Into Punk Rock
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08/07
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Local Man Becomes Mennonite Just for the Jokes
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08/07
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Harvard Restores Funding After Record-Setting Quilt Auction
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08/07
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Canadian Prime Minister Finally Offers Formal Apology for Nickelback
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08/07
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Teens Shocked to Meet Grandparents at New Timothée Chalamet Movie
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08/07
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Mennonite Olympic Dominance, as Explained By Dr. Freud
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08/07
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