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Mennonites Flock to Bob Ross Exhibit

Mennonites Flock to Bob Ross Exhibit

World Health Organization Bans Reading Internet Comments

World Health Organization Bans Reading Internet Comments

Gopnik Outspits Mennonite

Gopnik Outspits Mennonite

Man Takes 'Naked Anabaptist' Far Too Literally

Man Takes 'Naked Anabaptist' Far Too Literally

McNally Robinson Assures Customers that No Books Will be Harmed During Andrew Unger's Book Launch

McNally Robinson Assures Customers that No Books Will be Harmed During Andrew Unger's Book Launch

Steinbach Couple Claims to Be From Winnipeg While Travelling

Steinbach Couple Claims to Be From Winnipeg While Travelling

Toronto Riots After Discovering It's Not the Centre of Canada

Toronto Riots After Discovering It's Not the Centre of Canada

British Columbian Freezes to Death Within Minutes of Arriving in Winnipeg

British Columbian Freezes to Death Within Minutes of Arriving in Winnipeg

'Sheeple' Farm Opens in Southern Manitoba

'Sheeple' Farm Opens in Southern Manitoba

Biblical Fiery Furnace Located in Southern Manitoba

Biblical Fiery Furnace Located in Southern Manitoba

Dozens of Seniors Hospitalized After Visit From Penner Children

Dozens of Seniors Hospitalized After Visit From Penner Children

Mennonite Church Releases Brand New List of Sins for 2022

Mennonite Church Releases Brand New List of Sins for 2022

Winnipeg Hipsters Pay Big Bucks to Milk Cows

Winnipeg Hipsters Pay Big Bucks to Milk Cows

'Amish Village at Night' as Seen from International Space Station

'Amish Village at Night' as Seen from International Space Station

Chihuahua Faspa Cancelled After Oma Runs Out of Queso Menonita

Chihuahua Faspa Cancelled After Oma Runs Out of Queso Menonita

Winnipeg Man Buys Fancy New Car to Drive on World's Shittiest Roads

Winnipeg Man Buys Fancy New Car to Drive on World's Shittiest Roads

Kevin Costner to Star in Epic $300 Million Film About Mennonites

Kevin Costner to Star in Epic $300 Million Film About Mennonites

Steinbach Man Gets Totally Hammered on Welch's Grape Juice

Steinbach Man Gets Totally Hammered on Welch's Grape Juice

7 Mennonite F-Words Everyone Should Know

7 Mennonite F-Words Everyone Should Know

Mennonite Rundschau Names Taylor Swift 'Person of the Year'

Mennonite Rundschau Names Taylor Swift 'Person of the Year'

Eastern Mennonite University Gets New Mascot

Eastern Mennonite University Gets New Mascot

Local Man Solves All the World's Problems with a Single Tweet

Local Man Solves All the World's Problems with a Single Tweet

Pacifist Lions on Verge of Extinction

Pacifist Lions on Verge of Extinction

Local Dog Makes Huge Mess Just to Irritate Owner

Local Dog Makes Huge Mess Just to Irritate Owner

7 Signs that Mennonite Man is Just Not that Into You

7 Signs that Mennonite Man is Just Not that Into You

Friesen Girls Have Got Those Old 'Back to Home School' Blues

Friesen Girls Have Got Those Old 'Back to Home School' Blues

Mennonite Man Discovers New Use for Ketchup

Mennonite Man Discovers New Use for Ketchup

Andrew Unger to Perform at Grey Cup Half Time Show

Andrew Unger to Perform at Grey Cup Half Time Show

Cheech & Chong Heading Straight for Niverville

Cheech & Chong Heading Straight for Niverville

People Keep Assuming Kansas Friesens are Secretly Canadian

People Keep Assuming Kansas Friesens are Secretly Canadian