I’ll say this for Taylor Swift : She sure knows how to whip the entire Internet into a frenzy. The pop star proved as much this week when she announced her twelfth studio album, The Life of a Showgirl , on her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s podcast , New Heights . (We love a cross-branding synergy-slash-romance moment, don’t we, folks?)

The Life of a Showgirl —which I sleepily referred to as But I’m a Showgirl pre-coffee this morning, apparently conflating the 2000 Jamie Babbit film But I’m a Cheerleader and Swift’s 2024 song “But Daddy I Love Him”—isn’t out until Friday, October 3, but the tracklist has been revealed, and I’m already curious as to what the song “CANCELLED!” is about. (God, all the eldest daughters are going to be sooo annoying about the song titled “Eldest D

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