LOS ANGELES, CA — Rock icon Ozzy Osbourne officially endorsed a presidential candidate Friday, but no one was able to determine who it was.
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Sources familiar with Ozzy said it was quite obvious who he was supporting and were offended when reporters asked for clarification.
"He couldn't have been more clear," his wife, Sharon Osbourne, said. "Ozzy believes this presidential election is the last chance America has to save democracy and if that doesn't make it clear who he endorsed, then I don't know what to tell you."
Ozzy followed up his initial statement with a video on Instagram in which he elaborated, "Ifslfmmm and thtaldfsdfmm... four, you know... dfadfmmvmvsammf. Mamfds