OTTAWA, ON

In order to address the “unacceptable diversity of opinions on social issues” in Canada, the Trudeau government has recently passed a law requiring all Bible camps to be shut down and re-opened as government “reeducation camps.”

“We do not want the children of our nation to stray from the glorious teachings of our dear leader Justin,” said a Canadian government spokesperson. “This is why it is better to have no camps at all then to educate a future generation of Bible-believing Christians.”

The new reeducation camps, known as “Trudeau Youth,” will feature rote memorization and daily recitation of Liberal Party platform….at least the stuff they haven’t changed since the campaign.

“Trudeau Youth camps won’t feature the usual Bible sword drills, zip lines, and canoes, but, inst

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