HOLLYWOOD, CA - Saying they hadn't heard of the concept of having a beating heart, several Hollywood actors called for a boycott on any states that promised to protect babies with beating hearts.

In Hollywood, it's customary to simply have a gaping black void or stone in lieu of a heartbeat. Thus, when bills began popping up to protect unborn children's beating hearts, Hollywood knew they had to step up to fight this bizarre phenomenon.

"Frankly, the idea of a human being having an actual beating heart with warm blood pumping through it is pretty strange," activist and woman who allegedly acted in some stuff that people watched a long time ago Alyssa Milano wrote on her Twitter page. "We'd better make sure to stomp out these so-called 'heartbeats,' just to be on the safe side."

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