It is the definitive list you never knew you needed.

On the field, second and third-stringers are fighting for their NFL futures in the preseason, while starters shake off the cobwebs and pray they avoid injury.

Off it, fanbases are battling each other to produce the hottest takes and taking way-to-early victory laps over draft picks.

Amid the drama, there are 28 mascots, who truly are a breed of their own.

talkSPORT has crunched the numbers and ranked each and every one by how deadly they would be in a fight.

Why don't the Chargers, Jets, Packers, and Giants have a mascot?

First off in are rankings are the four teams who didn't bother to field an entry.

As could be about to happen during the season, the New York Jets and Giants have put in a lacklustre performance.

It is up to

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