CHICAGO, IL — The coaching staff of the Minnesota Twins recently made a breakthrough discovery after realizing that the key to winning baseball games is simply playing every game against the Chicago White Sox.

Commentators and Twins fans alike have hailed the discovery as "the biggest thing in baseball since the Great Bambino," with most affirming that rooting for the Twins is much more enjoyable now that their team has a 100% win rate against the White Sox.

"It's so simple…yet so brilliant!" exclaimed Rocco Baldelli, head coach for the Twins. "The answer was under our noses this entire time — there we were, putting out records like 56-45, when we could have been making 103-0 easily just by playing the White Sox all the time. What a hoot! We all love them White Sox, you betcha!

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