We at The Babylon Bee have a lot to be thankful for this year. The world is falling apart, and we get to sit here making jokes about it. Therefore, we are the most grateful for those who make our job possible.

Here are the top ten blessings from the Lord we've experienced this year:

1. The president, Joe Biden - So. Much. Material.

2. The true president, Donald Trump - His time with us was too short, but he burned brighter and hotter than a thousand suns. We can't wait til he gets reinstated by JFK Jr. so we can keep making great Trump jokes.

3. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - She's just so stupid. Ugh and she's just so pretty.

4. Joel Osteen - Back when we made Christian jokes, Joel Osteen was our AOC.

5. The downfall of Western Civilization - Yes, our society is crumbling. But

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