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Being a homophobic bigot is one of the worst things you can be. It's just like being Hitler! To make sure you're not a homophobic bigot, keep an eye out for these eight troubling signs. If you show any one of these symptoms, get help immediately.

You didn't show up for the midnight screening of Bros in full cosplay: You wore pants and everything. Not good!

You don't really care for soccer: If you're not a major fan of humanity's gayest sport, that's a huge red flag.

You're married to a woman: You know who else married a woman? Yeah, that's right--Hitler.

You order black coffee at Starbucks instead of a Pumpkin Spice Latte with extra whip and caramel drizzle: Black coffee is a gateway to the far-right-alt-extremist-right.

You've never contracted monkeypo

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