WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an adorably flirtatious back-and-forth with billionaire Elon Musk on Twitter, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was seen wistfully writing the name "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk" in whimsical girly handwriting inside a heart in the pages of her notebook, sources say.

"Ever since Musk took over Twitter, the sexual tension between the pair has been palpable," said an aide for AOC who refused to be named. "For days now, AOC has been staring off into the distance dreamily, falling into fits of giddy giggling, and writing endlessly in her little notebook. It's so adorable!"

When asked for comment, AOC reportedly slammed her notebook shut. "EWWWWWW! I don't like him! He's gross and yucky! It's not like I wanna hold his hand, or kiss him on the lips, or be joined

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