LITTLE ROCK, AR — According to sources, a local church's kids ministry spells "kids" with a "z" instead of an "s" at the end, a sure sign that this kids ministry is absolutely lit.

"Kids with a 'z'? Oh yeah, this is gonna be totally off the chain," said one observer.

Covenant Baptist Church is making waves with the new rebrand, having changed the old "Covenant Children's Bible Ministry" to "Xtreme Kidz." The new ministry is expected to be the preferred scene for the hippest, flyest kids of 2025.

"Wazzup, cool kids?" Covenant Baptist Children's Pastor Greg Harper said in a video teaser shown during last week's Sunday Service. "You think kids' church programs are boring and lame? As if! Get ready for Xtreme Kidz — the phattest, illest, most wicked kids ministry ever! We'll have backwards

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