CHILLIWACK, BC

Despite what it appears in their Facebook photos, the H________ family of Chilliwack is so dysfunctional that they’ve only agreed to be interviewed if we protect their identity.

“Yeah, you want to know the truth?” said Mrs. H__________. “Those photos are complete B.S. They don’t represent our real life at all.”

Mr. and Mrs. H____________ make sure to dress in matching clothes and have their teeth whitened before every photo shoot, but all of this is just a facade.

“I can’t believe people don’t know this already,” said Mrs. H__________. “But the better you look in your photos, the more totally messed up your family really is. People know that we’re just compensating, right?”

The H_____________s live in a huge house they can’t really afford, and are always decked out in t

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