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Beleagured cable news channel MSNBC has rebranded itself as MS NOW, but that wasn't the only new name considered. The executives at NBCUniversal reportedly settled on the new name after whittling down a list of suggestions.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of other names considered for the rebrand:

MSTrumpIsBadNBC: Including the channel's core message right in the name was a bold idea.

CNN+ 2: It was eventually decided that following in the footsteps of the original CNN+ was not a path to success.

Rachel Maddow's Gigante Variety Hour: An idea combining news and opinions with a 24-hour variety show hosted by Rachel Maddow.

The Almost Beating VH1 In The Ratings Network: Almost.

ESPN9: Tricking people into thinking they were go

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