• The FDA is warning people not to eat frozen shrimp from Walmart that may be radioactive. • The agency is recommending a recall, though no radioactive shrimp has entered the US food supply. • Don't threaten ME with a good time!

With great power comes great responsibility. We all know that to be true thanks to a young man from Queens who happened to be bitten by a radioactive spider and went on to save the world from a careless and egomanical oligarch, a technologist gone rogue, and a guy who is sometimes made of sand.

We all admire the bravery and pluck of Peter Parker. So when I heard that there was a shipment of possibly radioactive shrimp at Walmart, I felt the call to serve.

I must eat the radioactive shrimp.

According to a press release from the Food and Drug Administration,

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