As the search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives continues, the American public is starting to wonder who else may be a candidate to fill the important role in the nation's legislative branch. With popular favorite Jim Jordan struggling to muster enough votes, the candidate currently gaining the most momentum in the race is an expired tub of Hellmann's mayonnaise. Historic!

Hellmann's isn't alone. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of the other GOP frontrunners:

A tub of expired Crisco: Not as good as the Hellman's mayo, but a solid backup option.

¡Jeb! Bush: Can you say "comeback?" Yeahhhhh, baby!

A talking puppet that says "Yes, spend more money!" when you pull his string: This wouldn't be much of a change from what the country is used to.

Volodymyr

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