Zelensky's wardrobe for White House meeting to be 'a blue and yellow mankini'

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky has been considering his clothing options ahead of a meeting with Donald 'The Grump' Trump - a man so old that he believes all young whippersnappers should be wearing a suit and tie. There was some ludicrously feigned outfit outrage manufactured after their previous meeting.Zelensky has considered matching the Tangerine Abomination's get up, with a dark suit and red tie that is weirdly too long, to confuse Trump into believing that they are Presidents of one