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The next BBC mashup featuring Claudia Winkelman

The next BBC mashup featuring Claudia Winkelman

'Trump's coming along well,' says proud Putin

'Trump's coming along well,' says proud Putin

Dedicated Family Man Sauron Assassinated

Dedicated Family Man Sauron Assassinated

British couple freed after months in Taliban prison: 'We were totally spying!'

British couple freed after months in Taliban prison: 'We were totally spying!'

Caption Competition: Friday 26th September

Caption Competition: Friday 26th September

Britain's strictest school bans students from wearing vegetables

Britain's strictest school bans students from wearing vegetables

New from Lib Dem Merch

New from Lib Dem Merch

The Levant School bully

The Levant School bully

Israel attacks another country, to keep itself in practice

Israel attacks another country, to keep itself in practice

Copy of Numbers want their hashtag back

Copy of Numbers want their hashtag back

Flat earther flown into space, now claims his eyes are in on the hoax

Flat earther flown into space, now claims his eyes are in on the hoax

Trump Taken on Dazzling Tour of Windsor's Industrial Bins

Trump Taken on Dazzling Tour of Windsor's Industrial Bins

Words, words, words

Words, words, words

Down the builder's yard

Down the builder's yard

Palace uncertain what to do about cash hidden in Queen's mattress

Palace uncertain what to do about cash hidden in Queen's mattress

New feminist play “I f*cking hate men, they’re so misogynist” opens

New feminist play “I f*cking hate men, they’re so misogynist” opens

BBC'S psychic Chris Mason can read your mind

BBC'S psychic Chris Mason can read your mind

Meanwhile, back at Windsor Castle ...

Meanwhile, back at Windsor Castle ...

Pensioner has found a use for AI

Pensioner has found a use for AI

Mermaids ‘a massive disappointment’ says marine biologist

Mermaids ‘a massive disappointment’ says marine biologist

Civil service 'seriously considered' telling Queen that bears defecate in woods

Civil service 'seriously considered' telling Queen that bears defecate in woods

Asylum-seekers To Be Made to Eat Stringy Bits From Bananas

Asylum-seekers To Be Made to Eat Stringy Bits From Bananas

Personal trainer ‘just a bloke’

Personal trainer ‘just a bloke’

£150bn US trade deals announced were negotiated by R Slicker

£150bn US trade deals announced were negotiated by R Slicker

Exploiting a loophole in the 'one in, one out' policy

Exploiting a loophole in the 'one in, one out' policy

Reform to start their own Estate Agency

Reform to start their own Estate Agency

How long is the queue now? Government issues common

How long is the queue now? Government issues common

Trump eats spoon

Trump eats spoon

Olivia Colman says no to film

Olivia Colman says no to film