CALGARY, AB

Area man Jeremy Goertzen is really pumped about something he heard on Joe Rogan recently and is now planning to find you at the water cooler tomorrow morning and tell you all about it, even long past the time when you should be getting back to your desk.

“I just can’t wait to get into the office tomorrow and tell everyone what I heard on Joe Rogan,” said Goertzen to himself this evening. “It’s going to be quite the morning of Joe Rogan discussing, let me tell you!”

The same area man is already planning out his route from his desk to the water cooler and is timing out the steps so he arrives at precisely at the same time you’re there.

“Kitty litter! Can you believe it?“ said Goertzen, practicing all his upcoming talking points. “I’m sure glad I have such a receptive team of

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