Attorney General Pam Bondi is in hot water today after the Epstein list that was "on her desk" a few months ago somehow went missing. Before you start attacking Bondi though, consider these seven totally reasonable explanations for what might have happened:

Bondi threw it away because she saw the list included every single person living in Hollywood and D.C. and realized there must be some mistake: Obviously.

Bondi meant she had Epstein's Spotify list: It was a simple misunderstanding.

She really had the list, but her dog ate it, and she was going to try to piece it back together, but then some Haitians ate the dog: Happens all the time.

She actually meant she had the list of clients for Marvin Epstein, a dentist from Brooklyn: It all makes sense.

Bondi was carrying the Epstein

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