Most weeks, Daily Mail columnist Amanda Platell busies herself with gloom-and-doom predictions about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Just last week, Platell’s column was devoted to predicting a “toxic end” for Harry and Meghan … because of their new Netflix contract, and because Meghan wasn’t issuing statements about Sentebale. Well, something really special has happened this week: in her new column, Platell summons all of her scorn, contempt and mockery for Prince William and Kate, all because they dared to announce that they need a third forever home, an emotional-support mansion on the Windsor estate. Platell has had enough! And it’s genuinely hilarious to watch how a lot of these people have been waiting to turn on Egg and the Wiglet. Some glorious highlights:

Control-freak Willy:

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