TULSA, OK - Shortly after tying the knot, local husband Kevin Bachman went on a spree of "executive orders" for his wife, and the fallout is showing up in his 100-day poll numbers.

"Kevin always said before we got married that he wanted us to decide things together, to compromise," reported Ashley, Kevin's wife. "All that changed the day we got married. Where we can travel, climate control in the car, what we will go into six million dollars of credit card debt for-- he chooses everything!"

Ashley also cited Kevin's refusal to ever take questions, his random accusations of racism, and an apparent willingness to do whatever his mom, Kamal A. Bachman, tells him to do.

Surprisingly, pundits were still quite bullish on Kevin's performance. "Kevin needed to take bold action to set a new path

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