The third episode of this season’s South Park once again went all in at Donald Trump , skewering his takeover of Washington, D.C. while positing that even Satan wants to escape from him.

The premise was that Towelie gets sent to Washington, D.C. to try to convince him to reclassify marijuana at the federal level. On a tour of the Capitol, the stoner towel visits various sites, now filled with National Guard troops, and where the heads of famous statues have been replaced by Trump’s. At one point Towelie walks through a militarized Union Station, which is especially relevant. Earlier on Wednesday, Vice President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth actually visited the landmark train depot, to some boos.

On meeting Trump, Towelie waits in a long line of visitors bearing gifts

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