PARTNERS can be annoying. Stick it to them in no uncertain terms with the following petty acts.

Use all the hot water

The only thing better than a long, hot shower is knowing that your partner will subsequently freeze their bottom off, thus paying for being mildly annoying three days ago. When they complain, express surprise and tell them there was loads of hot water when you used the bathroom. If you can use it all up by doing the dishes, so much the better; they’ll be cold but forced to be grateful.

Unplug their toothbrush

There’s nothing quite as sad as rubbing an uncharged electric toothbrush across your teeth. Unplug your partner’s device to immediately rob them of their dignity. Innocently claim you thought it was fully-charged, and as they lie in bed listening to you vibrate the

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