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The Daily Mash is Britain's leading satirical website. All content is spoof news.
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A confused millennial tries to… live rent-free in his childhood bedroom
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Donald Trump, and other people Donald Trump considers American heroes
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Israel recognises Cornish statehood
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19 hrs ago
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Joni Mitchell's Blue, and other albums you'll receive a lecture for not liking
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The Daily Mash University League Table 2026: we've put Hull above Oxford for a laugh
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Your astrological week ahead for September 20th, with Psychic Bob
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09/20
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Outbreaks of lucidity on Tuesday: Your period as a weather report
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09/20
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We ask you: what are you getting out of the cupboard now Trump's safely gone?
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09/20
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Migrant flights to France: could we not drive them?
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09/19
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This teen turned his room into a tech-free zone. Soon he was quaffing mead and leading the Crusades
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09/19
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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Charles, wondering if anyone pissed in the soup
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09/19
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Reformer tempted to defect to Your Party if it's a sexist boys' club
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09/19
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'Fire experts and replace them with podcasters': More of Trump's advice to Starmer
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09/19
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How to make your teenager the twattiest fresher in halls: A checklist
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09/19
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Why won't British leftists say bad things about Charlie Kirk so I can get them fired?
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09/18
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How he'll love me more when I've driven his car. By a girlfriend
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09/18
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Women disgusted by man's fatphobia asked when they last shagged a chubster
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09/18
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The older man's guide to saying things in a grey area of creepiness
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09/18
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Day two of state visit: Coach trip to the Jorvik Viking Centre
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09/18
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How to blame your cheating on the Strictly curse: A guide for boyfriends
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09/18
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Hat resembling big purple nipple represents Special Relationship
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09/17
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We can now let in one empty plane, government confirms
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09/17
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Ben & Jerry's to contain bitter conservative truths
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09/17
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'No country can do pomp and ceremony for a sex predator like Britain'
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09/17
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Six places you've had a wank that women wouldn't understand
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09/17
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It is never a good time for Trump to visit
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09/17
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"I demand another 22 rejected Tories before I join Reform"
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09/16
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Which Disney Princess's less attractive friend are you? A quiz
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09/16
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I'll watch anything, says girlfriend who won't
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09/16
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