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Kate would do a far better job of playing Meghan in film

Kate would do a far better job of playing Meghan in film

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… being glad James Corden's career in not

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… being glad James Corden's career in not

He's actually straight, and other things Alan Carr has been lying about

He's actually straight, and other things Alan Carr has been lying about

Elon Musk to find money cannot buy happiness on hitherto unprecedented scale

Elon Musk to find money cannot buy happiness on hitherto unprecedented scale

Gobshit, and other swears I will be using to sound hard. By Robert Jenrick

Gobshit, and other swears I will be using to sound hard. By Robert Jenrick

Miss Universe contestants do badly in Being Berated By Man round

Miss Universe contestants do badly in Being Berated By Man round

You could stick a banger up a cat's arse in my day: The gammon food critic's bonfire party

You could stick a banger up a cat's arse in my day: The gammon food critic's bonfire party

Man's ideal anniversary gift realistic expectations of sexual performance

Man's ideal anniversary gift realistic expectations of sexual performance

Man who collected spent fireworks in 1970s childhood cannot fathom why

Man who collected spent fireworks in 1970s childhood cannot fathom why

Teen wearing Middle Eastern neck scarf really putting society in its place

Teen wearing Middle Eastern neck scarf really putting society in its place

Why exes should be granted visitation rights after post

Why exes should be granted visitation rights after post

Elon Musk to fritter $1 trillion bonus on geegaws and trinkets

Elon Musk to fritter $1 trillion bonus on geegaws and trinkets

'I stopped getting off my tits on E because you were born, and I resent it' say dads inspired by John Lewis advert

'I stopped getting off my tits on E because you were born, and I resent it' say dads inspired by John Lewis advert

AI, vaping, never getting a mortgage: the subjects added to the school curriculum

AI, vaping, never getting a mortgage: the subjects added to the school curriculum

I am now as terrified of stepping outside in New York as I am in London, say tough, manly right

I am now as terrified of stepping outside in New York as I am in London, say tough, manly right

Woman instinctively hates girl her boyfriend would fancy

Woman instinctively hates girl her boyfriend would fancy

I tried living on just £1m a year with free accommodation like Andrew, and it was hell

I tried living on just £1m a year with free accommodation like Andrew, and it was hell

Controversial John Lewis Xmas advert suggests buying products from John Lewis

Controversial John Lewis Xmas advert suggests buying products from John Lewis

BBC unfairly edited lengthy lunatic off-topic diatribes out of Trump speeches

BBC unfairly edited lengthy lunatic off-topic diatribes out of Trump speeches

Bet this'll distract from my rental scandal, says Reeves

Bet this'll distract from my rental scandal, says Reeves

Nipple-sucking during sex actually quite odd

Nipple-sucking during sex actually quite odd

Raised eyebrow to cardiac arrest: how shocked are you that Brexit failing isn't Brexiters' fault?

Raised eyebrow to cardiac arrest: how shocked are you that Brexit failing isn't Brexiters' fault?

Six features of anime that its adult fans are oddly reluctant to talk about

Six features of anime that its adult fans are oddly reluctant to talk about

Relatives need to know what your kids want for Christmas by 5pm today

Relatives need to know what your kids want for Christmas by 5pm today

Do you detest him or want to f**k him? Take the Mash sex columnist's quiz

Do you detest him or want to f**k him? Take the Mash sex columnist's quiz

Six other people Donald Trump has no idea he's pardoned

Six other people Donald Trump has no idea he's pardoned

Tired all the time? Have you considered shutting up about it

Tired all the time? Have you considered shutting up about it

Work-life balance finally achieved by f**king boss

Work-life balance finally achieved by f**king boss

Old people mainly miserable and boring, young report

Old people mainly miserable and boring, young report

Your astrological week ahead for November 1st, with Psychic Bob

Your astrological week ahead for November 1st, with Psychic Bob