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AI prompt for rich, humourless dickhead generates uncanny likeness of Musk

AI prompt for rich, humourless dickhead generates uncanny likeness of Musk

Men losing interest in breasts

Men losing interest in breasts

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Trump: definitely needs more walks by the edge of the roof

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Trump: definitely needs more walks by the edge of the roof

Working-class woman longs to be taken awkwardly by man with smooth middle

Working-class woman longs to be taken awkwardly by man with smooth middle

Fat anti-vaxxer can't wait to take Mounjaro

Fat anti-vaxxer can't wait to take Mounjaro

Happy Mondays: Artists whose working-classness is painful if you're actually working

Happy Mondays: Artists whose working-classness is painful if you're actually working

Man reads Anna Friel stalker story to check it wasn't him

Man reads Anna Friel stalker story to check it wasn't him

A white home counties roadman goes to a Hoasis concert wiv him's wasteman dad

A white home counties roadman goes to a Hoasis concert wiv him's wasteman dad

Man shocked expensive restaurant nicer

Man shocked expensive restaurant nicer

Where to get your fix of problematic banter now MasterChef has been edited

Where to get your fix of problematic banter now MasterChef has been edited

'Karma Police might get me laid': Inside the mind of a twat with an acoustic guitar

'Karma Police might get me laid': Inside the mind of a twat with an acoustic guitar

The five easy stages of an open relationship

The five easy stages of an open relationship

Woman on dating app ideally wants to match with six

Woman on dating app ideally wants to match with six

We ask you: how would you fill a £41 billion spending gap?

We ask you: how would you fill a £41 billion spending gap?

Man with camera and mic off in Zoom call projecting air of alluring mystery

Man with camera and mic off in Zoom call projecting air of alluring mystery

Couple cleverly uses money from shit house in nice area to buy nice house in shit area

Couple cleverly uses money from shit house in nice area to buy nice house in shit area

'Donald just read a book at parties': Ghislaine Maxwell's new bullshit version of Trump and Epstein's relationship

'Donald just read a book at parties': Ghislaine Maxwell's new bullshit version of Trump and Epstein's relationship

Annoying friend saying the right thing again

Annoying friend saying the right thing again

Mass arrests of protestors not really what we had in mind, say 2024 Labour voters

Mass arrests of protestors not really what we had in mind, say 2024 Labour voters

Gap Year Land opens near Tenby

Gap Year Land opens near Tenby

Nothing said after five drinks counts, scientists agree

Nothing said after five drinks counts, scientists agree

Now it has infringed on my wanking, Britain is officially a police state. By Roy Hobbs

Now it has infringed on my wanking, Britain is officially a police state. By Roy Hobbs

Smashing Pumpkins, and other very silly bands who think their work is profound

Smashing Pumpkins, and other very silly bands who think their work is profound

How to not let Trump cheapen your relationship with Sydney Sweeney

How to not let Trump cheapen your relationship with Sydney Sweeney

Harry apologises to Britain for not twatting Prince Andrew

Harry apologises to Britain for not twatting Prince Andrew

The mental game of cunnilingus: Tips for endurance-building with the Mash Sex Columnist

The mental game of cunnilingus: Tips for endurance-building with the Mash Sex Columnist

‘Did you eat all your family meals in front of the telly?’: Find out if you could apply for a working class internship

‘Did you eat all your family meals in front of the telly?’: Find out if you could apply for a working class internship

Middle-aged man thinking about Jenny Agutter again

Middle-aged man thinking about Jenny Agutter again

Man qualifies as hottie, for bus

Man qualifies as hottie, for bus

White-collar worker fantasising about manual job he wouldn’t last five minutes in

White-collar worker fantasising about manual job he wouldn’t last five minutes in