FATHERS emboldened by the Christmas John Lewis advert have told their children how deeply they resent being dragged away from lives of ecstatic hedonism.

The advert, which sees a man given a house record flashback to when he used to spend every Saturday on the dancefloor f**ked off his f**king face, has helped thousands of ex-raver dads reconnect with their towering bitterness that it all had to end.

Tom Booker of Swindon told his 14-year-old son: “Friday night down the pub, Saturday in a club, Sunday on a weed-smoking comedown. That’s what you took from me.

“It’s just like in the advert: suddenly the dancefloor was deserted and there was a bloody baby there demanding all my attention. The party was over and replaced with something far, far less fulfilling.

“Now I live in a tasteful ho

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