BEING a traitor isn’t the only thing Alan Carr has been lying about. Here is the disturbing truth about one of TV’s most beloved stars.

He’s actually straight

Even people with finely-tuned gaydar could be forgiven for thinking that Alan Carr isn’t straight, so nuanced is the subtle persona he puts on. The toll of maintaining this facade is exhausting for poor Carr though, so at the end of the day he loves nothing more than to get into a big bed with his harem of buxom swimsuit models. He’s earned it.

He has 20/20 vision

Don’t let his comically large glasses fool you. Alan Carr actually has the keen-eyed vision of a fighter pilot, and in fact he used to be a flying ace for the Royal Air Force before landing his cushy telly gigs. The only reason he wears silly specs now is to hide his id

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