He completely forgot about having a shield, cackled hysterically whenever someone faced banishment, and couldn't utter the phrase 'I am a Faithful' without breaking into giggles.

Yet on Thursday evening, Alan Carr emerged triumphant as the surprise winner of the inaugural celebrity edition of The Traitors.

And it's hard to imagine anyone would dispute he'd earned it?

Initially, he appeared as a bundle of anxiety, drenched in perspiration, seemingly destined to match previous contestant Linda Rands in how quickly he'd expose himself as a traitor. "I feel sick. I've got a sweating problem and can't keep a secret," he confessed.

However, defying expectations, he rapidly mastered the game, eliminating contestants in full view, reports the Mirror .

Paloma Faith remained completely oblivi

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