CRYPTO billionaire and criminal Changpeng Zhao has been pardoned by president Trump, who has no idea who he is. These six have also been obliviously freed:

Mr Blobby

Imprisoned for crimes against humanity in the early 00s, Blobby has languished in jail ever since. Trump is like most blissfully unaware of this cultural phenomenon but, hearing that he is widely hated, ordered him freed from prison. In line for a senior job at the FBI for his groundbreaking work stumbling through doors and demolishing sets.

Anne Frank

Knowing out who Anne Frank was would involve both picking up and reading a book, which is far beyond what anyone can expect of the president. Ignoring that ICE would be smashing their way into the Secret Annex if she was in today’s America, he orders her released and sits ba

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