Report: Satire Is Great, As Long As It Never Targets Any Of My Own Beliefs

TAMPA, FL - Insisting that only the opinions of others need to be examined, Amy Maxwell, 44, reported Thursday that satire is great, as long it never targets any of her own beliefs.

"I love satire; it's as old as time and a much-needed social commentary - just think of A Modest Proposal , for example - but it has to be done just right," Maxwell explained to reporters. "The way to really nail it is to critique only opinions and viewpoints that are not my own personal opinions and viewpoints, but those belonging to other people."

"It's not easy to get it exactly right, but it can be done," she added.

Explaining that people can be very sensitive and some don't seem to have much of a sense of humor, and thus, satire is definitely not for everyone, the mother of three went on to confirm t