MAR-A-LAGO CLUB - Former President Donald Trump is hosting a press conference to announce that he has in fact beaten Elden Ring without dying a single time. Trump sat down and explained how he effortlessly completed the latest game by From Software - notorious for its difficulty - on his first try.
"The Elden Ring. Such a beautiful, big ring don't you think? I easily won against all my enemies and beat the game - totally and completely - without dying a single time," said Trump. "I really don't see what the big deal was. Everyone said, 'No, don't do it Trump, you're gonna have a bad time. You're gonna have a bad time.' But instead, it wasn't even hard!"
The gathered crowd gasped in wonder at the announcement.
"It's simple really. You just have to get good," Trump continued. "No idea w