WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of his comprehensive overhaul of America's national museums, President Donald Trump ordered the Smithsonian to display an exhibit of the now-defunct Cracker Barrel logo.
Trump vowed that the beloved piece of American history would be immortalized for all time.
"We must never forget this beautiful American logo," Trump said to cheers from his supporters. "With a strong and terrific country gentleman in a rocking chair, leaning on a big, tremendous barrel. Everyone loved it, and the woke Democrats took it away from us. But we're going to bring it back. We're gonna put it in our museum and everyone will love it. The wokes can't stop us. We're gonna put that logo up next to the American flag. It will be incredible."
The new exhibit, in addition to featuring the tr