GOERTZEN CITY

In the dark bowels of Goertzen City lurks an evil presence named Thankfully for the residents of Goertzen City there is one man who can stop and his name is Barkman!

“ , Barkman, did you see that!” said Barkman’s sidekick Robin Kornelsen. “Quick! To the Barkmanmobile!”

The duo rushed over to their 1987 Ford Aerostar and raced to the scene of the crime, where they found a case of Miller High Life marked “Free” on the MB pastor’s front steps.

“Well, Robin Kornelsen, this looks like the work of , yet. , that man is annoying!” said Barkman. “Quick, let’s take this free Miller High Life before Reverend Lehman comes home and finds himself in a real perplexing quandary.”

Barkman and Robin Kornelsen rushed away with the beer, while “Do do do do do do do do, Do do do do do do do

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