So a couple days ago we had ChatGPT write headlines for Steinbach Online. Today we told it write some in the style of the Unger Review/Daily Bonnet. Unfortunately, these don’t seem any more amusing than their attempts at Steinbach Online. That being said, I’m not above ripping off a few of these.

“Local Mennonite Farmer Discovers Secret to Growing Giant Shoofly Pies”

“Breaking News: Town’s Entire Population Converts to Mennonitism after Trying Grandma’s Delicious Borscht”

“Mennonite Couple Celebrates 50 Years of Marriage without Ever Agreeing on the Proper Way to Fold a Church Bulletin”

“Mennonite Man Sets World Record for Longest Sunday Nap During Sermon”

“Local Mennonite Church Installs ‘Hallelujah Button’ for Congregation Members Who Forgot the Words”

“Amish Youth Sneakily Start C

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