The Walt Disney Company caved to a righteous outcry of public pressure when it gutted beloved log flume attraction Splash Mountain, replacing any reference to its controversial film Song of the South in favor of The Princess and the Frog — a movie starring an African American princess who sings multiple songs in the south.

But that's not good enough, Disney!

Here are other problematic attractions that need to be closed ASAP:

Space Mountain: It's too white.

Matterhorn Bobsleds: Also white.

Mad Tea Party: The tea was stolen from colonized India.

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: It sucks.

Haunted Mansion: Do you know who built that mansion? Slaves, probably.

The Hall of Presidents: Trump.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Handsome skeletons create unrealistic standards of b

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