Government axes Space Agency, declaring ‘Why go into space when we’ve got the London Eye?’

In a bold move which will save approximately £17.50 per year, the UK government has announced the immediate closure of the UK Space Agency (UKSA), citing ‘unnecessary duplication’ with the British ability to look upwards in awe during cloudy evenings.A government spokesman explained, “We’re not really in the business of sending people into orbit anymore. Tim Peake has already done it, and to be honest, we didn’t know what to do with him afterwards. Tim’s a lovely chap, but we can’t just keep fir