NAZARETH — A great commotion was sparked among the village residents today, as Jesus's parents realized He was divine after He completed a carpentry project without having to go back to Home Depot a single time.

The miraculous feat came as Jesus finished fixing the front door of the family's home, which had come off one of its hinges and needed repair. According to reports, Jesus's parents, Joseph and Mary, noticed that he completed the project without ever having to take any more than one trip to the Home Depot in nearby Cana.

"This isn't something a mere mortal man can accomplish," Joseph was overheard saying to Mary. "There is no doubt that our son is the incarnation of God Himself! Look at Him! He fixed the door without having to go back to Home Depot 12 times to get the right parts

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