Ah, the Glorious, Cinematic Gun Porn of Wick . I finally watched, and now get it.

I don’t care how many times you’ve seen a Glock on screen, Keanu handles his pistols like he actually went through the range crawl with real shooters. And he did at a discreet range in the foothills behind Malibu.

No limp-wristed nonsense. He looks like he put in the hours, and it shows. Watching him run those drills is like watching a new SEAL recruit who didn’t suck.

Sure, some fight scenes stretch reality like spandex on a chunky Vegas stripper—but who cares? Wick’s reloads alone make half of Hollywood’s “action heroes” look like mall cops with Nerf guns.

The Characters — Continental Cool & Old-School Grit

Let’s talk about the real MVP: Winston, the manager of the New York Continental. Ian McShane.

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