LONG ISLAND, NY — Local husband Gary Anderson has proven what a terrible husband he is by not even knowing that when his wife asks him to do something "whenever you get a chance," what she really means is "do it right now."

Eyewitnesses say that the fight started after Mrs. Anderson asked her husband to load up 3 boxes full of old DVDs and toys into the car so that he could donate them at the local thrift store "whenever he got a chance".

"Sure thing, I'll do that as soon as I get a chance," said Gary, who idiotically took his wife's words literally like a complete moron.

Knowing that Gary probably heard "whenever you get a chance" and thought that she meant "whenever you get a chance," Mrs. Anderson folded her arms and paused for a moment to emphasize that she really meant "right this

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